The rest of us had to settle for beauty, brains, and talent. You’ve really taken the gift God gave you, humor, and built a whole career on it. I will be happy to let you give nature’s credit card a rest and pay for your lunch with actual cash.įondly, Bette Davis, 2 time Academy Award winner by Anonymousīless you for your divine letter. You have really paid the price with your body and mouth over and over again to be famous. I’ll treat you to the best soup in town so as not to damage the rest of your decaying and loose teeth caused by the buckle. Let’s do lunch the next time I’m in town, sweet Lucille. I mean those shoes can be found in goodwill stores across the nation for not much more than a song, along with other mentos of your past as a movie personality who could open the second half of a B movie double feature no lower than no.5 at the box office. How silly for anyone to think he is on the verge of bankruptcy and that you’ve been reduced to taking empty bottles of Pepsi from business functions to get enough money to buy new pairs of fuck me pumps. I’m so glad to hear that the rumors aren’t true that he had to sell an “e” to keep the electric on in your smaller, more urban apartment. Those grunts and goans have the “Crawford Touch” written all over them! Also, thank you for the note about Al’s last name. It was clear your acting notes and techniques really shaped his performance. He was very fortunate to have you as his coach. How you must be filled with pride every time you hear Lady Marmalade and her call girl antics blowing (no pun intended) out your car radio! I also had a chance to see Trog a few weeks back. Now I know how you feel to have a hit song written about you. I am getting ready to celebrate that no.1 album with Kim Carnes this week. Time certainly flies, doesn’t it? I’ve been so busy winning Emmy, AFI, Kennedy Center Honors, and lifetime achievement awards, that I haven’t had time to look up with my Bette Davis Eyes. Isn’t it ironic that it was in the 1920s that you were last a young girl who often had her own female issues that needed medical attention? It was so selfish of all those many, many married men to choose their wives over you and those wonderful children whose first and only memory would be your mother’s “office supplies” scraping their little skulls out of you. I know you’ve been terribly busy trying to remember what it was like and then actually playing a young girl in her twenties in that late afternoon soap opera while Christina seeks help for her female issues. Joanie Dear, How wonderful to hear from you. It's even more provincial than I had remembered. ![]() P.S And I just happened to find a picture of you in your darling Academy Award dress, Bette dear. It's wonderfully exciting work but it can be exhausting. Steele and I have such busy lives - we're off on a worldwide Pepsi Cola promotional tour. Well, It's been delightful reminiscing with you, Bette dear, about those days when you were working regularly. Sometimes I wish I could've worn such things - those off-the-rack, bargain-basement treasures. And it did draw attention away from your low bosom. We move in such different circles, I suppose, we just must make more of an effort to see each other.Ī group of us were just talking about you the other day - I'll never forget when you wore that delightful little printed frock to the 1936 Academy Awards - it was just so 'unexpected' and only YOU could have pulled that off with your frizzy perm and no makeup. And all that nasty press, how horrible for you and your career!Īnd with your moving on to television and those "B Movies", it's just been so hard to keep up with you, dear. ![]() Oh Bette, R17, how nice to hear from you again - we have all been so worried about you after you were 'released' from Warner Brothers. Steel, are the rumors true that you ran to Joan’s side to comfort her after she split from Lassie, the only male star at Metro who Joan hadn’t slept with?
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